{"id":1964,"date":"2015-01-23T06:07:47","date_gmt":"2015-01-23T06:07:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.melissadeerson.com\/?page_id=1964"},"modified":"2015-01-23T06:07:47","modified_gmt":"2015-01-23T06:07:47","slug":"signs-point-to-yes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.melissadeerson.com\/?page_id=1964","title":{"rendered":"signs point to yes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">papier mache, blackboard paint, chip packets, letraset, gravel, woodchips, glitter, confetti, digital print on metal, goggle eye, glue, string, sticks.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">imagine you\u2019ve visited someone you don\u2019t know very well in the country and you\u2019ve found a black hole in their bathroom sink and you lost something of theirs down it. If you put your finger in the plug hole it can see the future and the future is made of spaghetti and streams of light but that doesn\u2019t help you and anyway your finger can\u2019t communicate what it\u2019s seen to you except to point to the hole.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">you can\u2019t go to the shops because you don\u2019t have a car and the shops aren\u2019t open anyway. Also, the thing you\u2019ve put down the plughole is irreplaceable. One day, the person you\u2019re visiting saw a flash of light over one of their fields. When they went to investigate they found a small lump of smoking rock and it had been signed by elvis.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">you wonder why they kept it in the bathroom for anyone to drop into the black hole but then you reason that it may have only just opened up. 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